I'd Just Like To Be The Catcher In The Rye.

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
alvocodosarecool
voguebarakat

twoblokesandafuckloadofcutlery:

So I accidentally started playing 25 different pop punk songs in 25 different tabs.
Beautiful mistake.
sangsterman

MY ABSOLUTE NEW FAVOURITE POST. JESUS CHRIST. YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW. ALL OF THIS. 

aggressivelytwerkinganderson

How the fuck do you do this on accident.

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU OPEN TWENTY FIVE SONGS BY MISTAKE

sexual-phan

Dude that’s beautiful.

mean-sock-deactivated20190701
lokiisthebadassmotherfucker

This part made me sad.

krakensdottir

HOW THE FUCK DOES ANYONE CALL HIM A PSYCHOPATH

FUCKING LOOK AT THIS

THIS IS NOT A PSYCHOPATH

THIS IS MANY THINGS BUT THAT IS NOWHERE NEAR THE LIST

icy-mischief

Exactly. Psychopaths cannot form normative emotional attachments like this.  They don’t even see the value in emotional attachments to begin with,m and their brains physiologically cannot recognize it. Loki would actually be a hell of a lot LESS fucked up if he were a psychopath because he wouldn’t be so profoundly emotionally wounded by his outsiderism in his own family.  

sweetdreamr

^^^^^THIS YES THANK YOU *SCATTERS FLOWER PETALS IN YOUR PATH FOREVER* *FOR ICYMISCHIEF* *AND EVERYONE WHO ADDED TO THIS POST* *BECAUSE SERIOUSLY YOU ALL JUST FUCKING NAILED IT* *BE PROUD*